25 Bangla Funny Jokes


Here you will get some best funny bangla jokes....


Click here
1.চার পাগল

চার পাগল একটি পুকুর 
ঘাটে বসে কথা বলছে ।

১ম পাগল:-  শুনেছিস গতরাতে এই পুকুরে
আগুন
লেগেছে ।

- ২য় পাগল:-  তাই নাকি ।
তাহলে মাছেরা কোথায়
উড়ে পালিয়ে ছিল ।


-  ৩য় পাগল:-  যা মাছের
কি ঘোড়ার মত পাখা আছে নাকি উড়ে চলে যাবে ।

-
৪র্থ পাগল:- তোরা সবাই পাগল
হয়ে গেছিস । ঐ সময়
মাছেরা আগুনকে কেরোসিন
মেরে নিভাচ্ছিল ।


1.Four Mads

Four mads were taking by a corner side of a pond.

First Mad: Have you heard there was fire in this pond last night?

Second Mad: is that so? Then  where did the fishes flee by flying !

Third Mad: Lol.. fishes do not have wings like horses to be able to flee by flying.

Fourth Mad: All of you have become mad. On that time the fishes were extinguishing fire by throwing the 
                     Kerosine oil.


2. বল্টু জোকস


স্যার : এই বল্টু তুই
বলতো পৃথিবীতে
সবচেয়ে চালাক
প্রাণী কোনটি ?????


বল্টুঃ
পৃথিবীতে সবচেয়ে চালাক
প্রাণী হচ্ছে গরু


স্যার : হায় খোদা ! এইটা কেমনে সম্ভব
ওকে ব্যখ্যা দে ???


বল্টুঃ ব্যাখ্যা তো আরও সহজ
বাংলা ২য় পত্রে প্রবাদ আছে...... 

অতি চালাকের গলায় দড়ি |
 বেশির
ভাগ গরুর
গলায় দড়ি থাকে সুতরাং গরুই
সবচেয়ে চালাক প্রাণী |
 হাহাহা









Comments

  1. UnknownNovember 21, 2020 at 5:38 AM

    Nice

    ReplyDelete
  2. UnknownNovember 21, 2020 at 5:41 AM

    Nice

    ReplyDelete
  3. UnknownNovember 21, 2020 at 5:45 AM

    Nice

    ReplyDelete
  4. Asadur RahmanNovember 21, 2020 at 5:52 AM

    Vai sathe aci...
    Ami Asadur Rahman

    ReplyDelete
  5. Asadur RahmanNovember 21, 2020 at 5:55 AM

    Hi My name is Asadur Rahman, From 41th of your job post. I clicked all link, bust forgot to send you other links. Its It mistake. Hope you know it.

    ReplyDelete
  6. Asadur RahmanNovember 21, 2020 at 6:00 AM

    Hope you understand my problem. I am worrying about this.

    ReplyDelete
  7. Asadur RahmanNovember 21, 2020 at 6:04 AM

    Your 5 ads link:
    1) http://www.star-clicks.com/secure/redirect.asp?d25=1&sa=l&ai=BI4-SdyRiRavUPJPa2QLR8qX6A_PSryDv8NbxAZav5QSQ_ZcBEAEYBCgIQIoWSK45ULv0qv0BYLu-roPQCpgB53OgAcWxgf8DyAEBgAIBlQIcelYKqQKhmwf05ay_PsgCj89e&num=5&adid=6211&keyid=zero&pid=08172679251060529

    2) https://www.frenchclick.co.uk/default.aspx?
    3)
    https://www.free-football.tv/
    4)
    https://www.rainbows.co.uk/
    5)
    https://mcad.edu/

    [ My Work Up ID: Asadur Rahman]

    ReplyDelete
  8. UnknownNovember 23, 2020 at 11:13 AM

    Nice pgat

    ReplyDelete

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

Privacy Policy for ভোকাবুলারি: ইংরেজি শব্দের অর্থ

   Privacy Policy Last updated: March 7, 2022 This Privacy Policy describes Our policies and procedures on the collection, use and disclosure of Your information when You use the Service and tells You about Your privacy rights and how the law protects You. Interpretation and Definitions Interpretation The words of which the initial letter is capitalized have meanings defined under the following conditions. The following definitions shall have the same meaning regardless of whether they appear in singular or in plural. Country refers to:  Bangladesh Device means any device that can access the Service such as a computer, a cellphone or a digital tablet. Personal Data is any information that relates to an identified or identifiable individual. Service refers to the Application. Service Provider means any natural or legal person who processes the data on behalf of the Company. It refers to third-party companies or individuals employed by the Company to facilitate the Service, to provide th
Read more

Privacy Policy for "বাংলা উক্তি বাণী - Ukti Quotes"

Privacy Policy Last updated: December 23, 2023 This Privacy Policy describes Our policies and procedures on the collection, use and disclosure of Your information when You use the Service and tells You about Your privacy rights and how the law protects You. Interpretation and Definitions Interpretation The words of which the initial letter is capitalized have meanings defined under the following conditions. The following definitions shall have the same meaning regardless of whether they appear in singular or in plural. Country refers to:  Bangladesh Device means any device that can access the Service such as a computer, a cellphone or a digital tablet. Personal Data is any information that relates to an identified or identifiable individual. Service refers to the Application. Service Provider means any natural or legal person who processes the data on behalf of the Company. It refers to third-party companies or individuals employed by the Company to facilitate the Service, to provide t
Read more

Privacy Policy for "Islamic name- শিশুদের নাম অর্থ"

  Privacy Policy Last updated: December 31, 2023 This Privacy Policy describes Our policies and procedures on the collection, use and disclosure of Your information when You use the Service and tells You about Your privacy rights and how the law protects You. Interpretation and Definitions Interpretation The words of which the initial letter is capitalized have meanings defined under the following conditions. The following definitions shall have the same meaning regardless of whether they appear in singular or in plural. Country refers to:  Bangladesh Device means any device that can access the Service such as a computer, a cellphone or a digital tablet. Personal Data is any information that relates to an identified or identifiable individual. Service refers to the Application. Service Provider means any natural or legal person who processes the data on behalf of the Company. It refers to third-party companies or individuals employed by the Company to facilitate the Service, to provide
Read more